Mills                  Marcus                    Vinny

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Three’s a good number. It summons up silly races with legs tied together, Dairylea triangles and that funny silver instrument from childhood music lessons. It also means that we can each take charge of one rickshaw wheel.

Marcus, Mills and Vinny make a good threesome. Vin is the happy, shiny link between M&M: his legendary Cilla skills resulted in their first kiss. The problem is, every time Mills gazes adoringly into Marco’s eyes, thoughts of a hairy man in y-fronts spill to the surface.

Marcus is very good at running after balls. He is also very patient, though this may be tested by Mills’ lack of navigation skills and Vinny’s poor jokes. He doesn’t like rats very much.

Mills is good at being bossy and scaring Vin and Marcus into doing what she says. She is very bad at admitting she might have an appalling sense of direction. She doesn’t like wind turbines.

Vin is very good at buying comedy pants. He is a bit of a joker and claims to speak Punjabi. But he also claimed to be a top DJ once, so we’ll wait and see. He doesn’t like being a gooseberry.